I almost called this “Bad Commercial Idea #1”, but then I thought, “That’s not true. I think this would make an awesome commercial.”

The idea for this came while I was ruminating about how nice it would be if I woke up each morning to a clown handing me a yellow smiley face balloon. Yep, I used the word “ruminate” in the same sentence as “clown” and “smiley face balloon.” I think hard about these things. I also have a t-shirt ..read more